Vintage Valentines --What Are You Saying?

I think I may have figured out why Valentine's Day can be stressful. I was looking through vintage valentines and discovered that Valentines have mixed messages. This could be the root of the problem -- and it goes back many generations. Take a look at some of these messed-up missives from days gone by:

I like you so much I won't sneeze on you?

I'm a perfect egg? 

Who likes to be called Toots?

Hmmm... no foursome--

 Sorry I broke your heart, now let me mend it?

I love kickin' your heart around?

You're my Cheesy Valentine?

I do tricks?

Ah, please hit my dog with a stick?

I was looking for honey, but oh well, you'll do?

Hmm. yea, this must have been written by a man-- 

I'll be your maid and clean up after you? 

(I would give my hubby this one, kind of cute.)

Valentine's Day has a convoluted history, so maybe we can blame it on that -- this gives you a good understanding, and good luck and choosing a card: